I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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