You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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