I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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