She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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