): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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