is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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