he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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