Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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