just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Actions speak louder than pants.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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