Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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