He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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