It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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