we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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