Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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