I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I would ride that face into the sunset
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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