No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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