she looked like the before picture.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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