Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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