Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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