Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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