Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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