Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
