she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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