I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
