Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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