Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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