We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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