I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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