I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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