i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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