I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I have feelings that need drinking.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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