ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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