now i know why i became what i already was.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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