Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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