Sry I called you an 8
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My penis needs a shock collar
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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