I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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