Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
