I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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