Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
