Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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