so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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