theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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