it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
