This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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