her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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