I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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