I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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