He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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