New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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