69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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