But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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