Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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