Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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